I recently bought a plump antique rolling pin and carved a grumpy face into it. Friends who saw it suggest a cast stone version, so, here it is. The grumpy face seemed appropriate for a tool that flattens dough, pastries or anything else in its path. There are no mild mannered rolling pins, only brutes like Mr. Sourdough. -George Carruth

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